The Plague Has Arrived In Winnemucca And There's No Vaccine

Las Vegas has been whooping it up this past week, in celebration, of finally cleansing itself of one rancid, resident Kunt...Chelsea Hoffman. Even Donald Trump popped a bottle of bubbly when he heard the good news. Of course, Hoofie has her own version as to why she moved, and I'm going to try and dissect the truth from the bullshit. To help follow along, you should listen to the Kunt herself spin her tale of woe, so you can fully understand just how warped this bitch is. Just grab some popcorn, get a good strong drink to help ease the pain of having to listen to this voice, and enjoy the newest fairytale...I'm an abused Kunt http://www.spreaker.com/user/crimescenemedia/i-will-survive

The story begins...

Hoffman met this gamer geek, Jason,  about 6 years ago...online. According to her, that's how almost everyone meets their "lovers" now. Apparently, you now need a social media account, and a password to meet your future significant other, or you're going to end up a lonely spinster. She describes him as "Tall, dark and handsome", sorta how I describe Shamar Moore, but I'll let you decide for yourself...it shouldn't be hard.

She claims it's been an "abusive" relationship for all 6 years, and being an advocate for domestic violence, she's appalled that she stayed and tried to "make it work". Personally, I don't know what she considers "advocating", since the fat bitch never got off her ass. The truth is, she ran her mouth online telling everyone what THEY should do, what they shouldn't do, and was a snotty bitch while "helping" those people. I don't call that advocating.


She's claiming to have been strangled on more than one occasion, physically beaten, threatened, and called every name imaginable.  Made to feel like "damaged goods"...BITCH, YOU ARE!!! She gets called every name in the book on a daily basis, by people who know scum, when they see it running it's mouth online. Poor Jason, had to share actual living space(400sq. ft.) with this Kunt, I'm surprised he didn't kill the beast.

She promised she wouldn't "tell" on him, but now she's changed her mind? NO...this is a chance to play the victim while trying to explain why you got tossed out. It's all so deja-vu. Every guy that's gotten tired of her worthless, obnoxious ass, has been accused of "abusing" her. Hoffman is ALWAYS the victim. Some of you may remember another episode of "I've been abused". If not, here's the link where poor "Johnny" is being accused. "Johnny" has since stated that Hoffman is a crazy, delusional bitch, and this is her M.O. when she gets dumped...I wasn't dumped, I was abused, and other fairytales

She is now accusing Jason's family members of "harassing" her, by sending horrible emails. Let's look at these vile emails...oh, there's only 1 family member, btw...

If you said "good morning" to this Kunt, she would twist it into "fuck off and die". From what I see, the family member was being quite intelligent in suggesting she keep it off social media. I think she was looking out for Hoofies best interest, but not in Hoffmans twisted world. So what does the Kunt do? Same shit she always does...posts false info online looking for praise and sympathy, just like a narcissist would do...

And good old Connie, always has some words of wisdom for her little Kunt. Now, I read the cousins email twice, and nowhere did I see her "have the audacity of stepping over the line". Do you? But, what does the Kunt do? Starts posting personal info of the cousin, like she does to anyone and everyone, that has the "audacity" to have some common sense. And then goes on to say how she'd "knock the fuck" out of her if they were face to face. First, I call bullshit on her abilities to heave that dead weight around, second...isn't that what she's crying about? Being hit? Fucking hypocrite.

Hoofie ranting on and on about how she hoped the cousin saw what she wrote on FB in those screenshots, and she did...

Regina knows a lying Kunt when she sees one, and hears the bullshit that it spews. Anyone claiming to be have been beaten as much as she has, would have more to show except this little "boo-boo" spot that's supposedly 7 days old...the day she "left". The day she was also posting on a frequent basis, ALL day & night.

For right now, I'm going to put this out there...Hoffman is a fat leech. She has more than likely worn out her welcome in Jason's parents home. Who could ever put up with anyone as obnoxious, hypocritical, and just plain fucking nasty as Hoffman is? They should be given a Nobel Peace prize for not killing the bitch. They threw her ass out, IMO, and she probably threw a fit.

I will dissect this "story of woe" a little further in upcoming days. You all need time to swallow this bullshit first.

Hoffman: Nothing More Than A Charlatan

I might not be a profiler myself, but I know a fraud when I see one, and that's what Hoffman is. Her latest blog o'bullshit is just that...pure, unadulterated bullshit. After reading it, I'm embarrassed for her...almost. I thought I was reading "The Onion" for a minute...lol!

In order to begin, I'll put the link to the blog here...
http://www.chelseahoffman.com/2015/04/charlie-ely-deserves-freedom.html

Let's begin...

Hoffman says: "Charlie Ely is being represented by Jose Baez now, the attorney famously known for getting Casey Anthony acquitted."

Fact: Baez began representing her back in April, 2012...3 years ago.


Hoffman says: "There is one problem with the case, though: Charlie never physically committed any part of the murder."

Fact: She didn't have to "physically commit" the murder. She helped orchestrate it, was present, and charged under Florida Felony Murder Rule with 1st degree murder.

Hoffman says: "At the time of the crime, Ely was living alone for the first time in her life after her husband had gone to jail."

Fact: Soon after husband went to jail, Ely asked her friend, Meghan Albany, to move in with her and she did. Shortly after that, Albany's boyfriend also moved in. That was followed by a friend of the couple moving in (Soto), and sometime even sleeping in their bed with them. Then came Bargo (the actual shooter) which caused Albany and her boyfriend to leave after Bargo pointed a gun at them. Then Wright and her brother moved in. So...she was NOT living alone at the time of the crime.

Hoffman says: "She was a young bride of just 18-years-old, and a naive girl who had lived an otherwise sheltered life."

Fact: She met her husband online in 2010, moved from Maryland to Florida to be with him and they married within a few months. A few months later, he was carted off to jail...a place she is familiar with, due to the fact her father and uncle are incarcerated and whom she has visited many times. She then started DATING Christian Samalot who broke up with her after Bargo entered the scene. So, she was far from being naive.

Hoffman says: "She is a young woman who made a terrible mistake, but she did not commit a murder and she did not voluntarily help in covering up the murder of Seath Jackson. She deserves freedom, another chance at life."

Fact: Ely helped lure the victim to her house, along with Wright, knowing full well that he was going to be killed, since it had been discussed for days ahead of time. She aided in cleaning up the scene inside her house. While the body was burning in the firepit, Ely's neighbors came over to see what was going on and Ely acted like they were just having a "bonfire". The next day, she went back to Wrights house with her, and even spent the night there. Not once was anyone holding a gun to her head while she was there, and yet she did nothing to report what happened. She wasn't being held captive by anyone at that point and could have left, but chose not to. So, YES, she DID voluntarily help cover up the murder and, NO, she doesn't deserve another chance at freedom, you ignorant twit.

Now, I could give you more info & links Hoofie, but since you claim to be a crime know-it-all, you can do the work on your own. I help you out way more than I should, plus, you never give me any credit. I just need you to know that you ain't jack-shit. You are simply a CHARLATAN!

Facts? Who Needs 'Em?...Not The Fauxfiler!

Many of you may not be familiar with the murder of 15 year old Seath Jackson, back in 2011, so I'll just say it was a sick, twisted murder that involved 5 teens. One of them was an 18 year old girl, named Charlie Ely, who is now serving a life sentence in Florida for her involvement.


There is a "Free Charlie" campaign going on, and you can find pages on Facebook relating to it. Unfortunately, Hoofie found one of them and jumped on the bandwagon with all the other uninformed, ignorant "supporters"...plus it's another click-bait article that could garner her a quarter or two.

But what I can't get over, is the blatant stupidity of her comments, in the above screen shot, taken from her Facebook page. She is obviously clueless about the laws in Florida, which are strict, and I would also think that any REAL criminal profiler/analyst would have researched it if they weren't familiar with it. Anyone who is capable of using Google can find it, but since it's Hoofie, I'll help her out...

http://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2011/782.04...There ya go, you dumb shit.

In Florida, the act of "murder" itself, no matter how it's committed, qualifies for FELONY 1st degree murder...this puts the Florida Felony Murder Rule into effect. Now hang on Hoofie, and in 1 minute, you'll see why you're such a fucking jackass...ready? Florida Felony Rule means that ANYONE involved, in anyway whatsoever, can be charged with 1st degree murder.

https://felonymurderflorida.wordpress.com/about/...There ya go, you dumb shit.

Next, I'm going to dissect Hoofie's blog entry to show anyone interested, just how bad she is at fact reporting.

Seriously Bitch, What Qualifications Do You Really Have?

I have watched Hoffman, the self proclaimed "criminal profiler", rant and rave about how wonderful she is , how prolific she is, how educated she is, how she's "trained" in the ways to interview people, how many "degrees" she has, and on and on and on. But I expect nothing less from a narcissist with extremely low self-esteem, and that's exactly what Hoofie is...Look at me profiling!
The basic outline of what REAL profilers are expected to do is listed in the picture below. You can look at hundreds of websites, but they all say the same thing. But the fauxfiler doesn't follow most of this. She has even told her sheeple that she's not expected to come up with a suspect, but that's exactly why they use profilers...real ones, anyway.

Working independently as a REAL profiler, you are not privy to case info, unless some Law Enforcement agency requests your help. Even if a family member asks you to assist, doesn't mean LE will work with you or has too. You are basically just a schmuck off the streets butting in.

Unfortunately for Hoofie, they use profilers with real experience, not some armchair detective that sits on her fat ass all day, has never visited a crime scene, has never shadowed another profiler, has never volunteered in a jail or psych ward where someone is able to truly study behavior, or attends local seminars on the subject. Whether there's an actual "criminal profiler" degree or not, they prefer someone that has REAL degrees in a course helpful in the  field.

As of 10 days ago, Hoofie was STILL hoping on getting through this "accelerated" course and get that Asswipe, *cough*cough*, I mean Ashworth degree...the course she started in 2011...slow the fuck down, girl!


Now, if you think someone can call a police agency, claim to be a "profiler" without any real proof of education or experience except some bullshit blogging and a crapcast that any 12 year old could run, request case info, and they'll just hand it over to you... you're out of your fucking mind.
Even if you are the "prolific" Hoffman...that very few have heard of, it's not happening.


She wants you to know that she's not just some damn housewife, her opinion is better than theirs or anyone elses! She's also super hard-core because she thinks WRITING, not talking, to serial killers makes her tough. It just makes her more warped than most.

If you listen to her interview "technique", it goes something like this..."uh-huh", "absolutely", "I agree", "uh-huh", "*cough*cough*", "uh-huh"...you get the drift. BTW, Hadsell lied through his teeth during one interview and she bought it hook, line and sinker! That's 'cause she's a profiler with expertise in bullshitism... and nothing more.

Coming soon: A look into her "degrees"...stay tuned!

Is Hoofie's Sperm Donor A Murderer???

In an effort to bring traffic to her page of crap on Facebook, Hoffman did one of her "Now you see it, now you don't" posts. I just happened to be cruising by when it appeared and took a screenshot.
Now, I don't want to jump to conclusions or speculate, but it seems to me that Hoofie is trying to implicate her father in the murder of Leila Zeigler.

If anyone looks up Frank's criminal history, you will find a long rap sheet, with many felonious offenses. Matter of fact, daddy's ass is locked up right now, for the manufacturing of meth...AGAIN. He has an assortment of charges ranging from traffic infractions, to DUI with injury, to child neglect, to burglary, to drug possession & distribution, to stalking. They can all be seen here. Just click on Frank Hoffman or Frank Allen Hoffman.

http://www.criminalfinder.com/criminal/frank_hoffman_az

You can also go to the Court case site. Just go to "case history" and enter in Frank Hoffman.

http://www.superiorcourt.maricopa.gov/docket/CriminalCourtCases/caseInfo.asp?caseNumber=CR2014-150456



Hoofie believes that daddy has info, and she's putting him on BLAST! How do you do that when you know damn well he's locked up? Will he be notified by the jailhouse pipeline? She knows exactly where he is, so why doesn't she contact him herself? She  "interviews" all these suspects in other murder cases, why not her own father?


As usual, she wants others to do her "work". She wants info so she can blog for bucks. How many other "criminal profilers" do that? Just like always, she waits to read what others report, changes it up, adds her own obnoxious bullshit, and calls it "profiling". But this is her own blood...as disgusting as it is. Her old meth buddy. The guy she smoked the shit with...her daddy. Why can't she do her own digging?

And why would the faux-filers father be involved? Was he dealing drugs to Leila or some of the residents in the house that was on the property? Or is this another one of those "my sister and niece are missing" cases? Granted, her father is a real piece of shit and probably the reason she's such a fucking turd, but this looks like nothing more than attention getting tactics.

 If I were Hoofie the faux-filer, I'd be asking myself, "how can I possibly make such bitchy comments about others, when I come from such a pile of shit myself?"

Frank should be released soon and then he'll be on probation for a few years. I'm sure she can reach him then and ask her own damn questions. Until then, she'll just have to make more asinine posts to get people to visit her page.

ArmChair Analysis Of A Criminal Analyst/Profiler Turned "Entertainer"

DISCLAIMER: I am in NO way a therapist of any kind...

I am just a well educated, observant, opinionated person who knows a bullshit artist when she sees one and not afraid to say so...especially when that BS artist, claims to be a "public figure".
I also know when someone shows signs of a "personality disorder". The combination of those 2 can produce an evil individual, which seems to have happened in the case of CKHoofie.

I'm not going to dwell on the "bullshit artist" part, because anyone capable of using Google, can find HUNDREDS of examples. Some of us have had the unfortunate experience of dealing with it first hand, and it would take days of typing to cover it all. I think the bigger problem is her psyche.

Back in December, The Beast began a rampage accusing everyone and their mother of being behind different Facebook pages which publicly posted all her disgusting online behavior, lies, scams, venomous attacks on people, and truthful corrections of her false facts in newsblog articles. She also accused anyone that commented on those pages of being "haters, stalkers & cyberbullies". She even went after a woman that she's been acquainted with online for a few years, who's name happens to be similar to mine, and accused her of being me and running my page all because she made a simple comment that Hoofie took offense to. Then, because the woman was an online "friend" of someone else she has a vendetta against, she decided to show her ignorant ass and post the private PM's thinking it proved something...and it did. It proved that Hoofie is a hot mess!

You can see it all here in this pathetic blog post of hers, Penis Envy, where she attempts to shame them (unsuccessfully), and ramble on about how wonderful she is and how everyone is just so super jealous of her. Of course being the radical faux-feminist she pretends to be, she had to drag her penis hangup into it. I'll bet anything, this mountain skank has her own secret collection of strap-ons.

This brings me to her mental deficiency and my armchair psychological analysis of this beast...after much research & investigation, my diagnosis is that she suffers from...1)Persecutory delusions, 2)paranoid personality disorder and the most obvious, 3)Narcissistic personality disorder which is defined more specifically as a pattern of grandiosity (exaggerated claims to talents, importance, or specialness).

DSM-IV-TR specifies nine diagnostic criteria for NPD. For the clinician to make the diagnosis, an individual must fit five or more of the following descriptions:

• He or she has a grandiose sense of self-importance (exaggerates accomplishments and demands to be considered superior without real evidence of achievement).
• He or she lives in a dream world of exceptional success, power, beauty, genius, or "perfect" love.
• He or she thinks of him- or herself as "special" or privileged, and that he or she can only be understood by other special or high-status people.
• He or she demands excessive amounts of praise or admiration from others.
• He or she feels entitled to automatic deference, compliance , or favorable treatment from others.
• He or she is exploitative towards others and takes advantage of them.
• He or she lacks empathy and does not recognize or identify with others' feelings.
• He or she is frequently envious of others or thinks that they are envious of him or her.
• He or she "has an attitude" or frequently acts in haughty or arrogant ways.
  
  I do believe we can all agree that the Beast fits at LEAST 5 of those descriptions!
  
  So, that's it...my analysis...am I wrong? I don't think so, but then again, I'm just a "hater".

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