Seriously Bitch, What Qualifications Do You Really Have?

I have watched Hoffman, the self proclaimed "criminal profiler", rant and rave about how wonderful she is , how prolific she is, how educated she is, how she's "trained" in the ways to interview people, how many "degrees" she has, and on and on and on. But I expect nothing less from a narcissist with extremely low self-esteem, and that's exactly what Hoofie is...Look at me profiling!
The basic outline of what REAL profilers are expected to do is listed in the picture below. You can look at hundreds of websites, but they all say the same thing. But the fauxfiler doesn't follow most of this. She has even told her sheeple that she's not expected to come up with a suspect, but that's exactly why they use profilers...real ones, anyway.

Working independently as a REAL profiler, you are not privy to case info, unless some Law Enforcement agency requests your help. Even if a family member asks you to assist, doesn't mean LE will work with you or has too. You are basically just a schmuck off the streets butting in.

Unfortunately for Hoofie, they use profilers with real experience, not some armchair detective that sits on her fat ass all day, has never visited a crime scene, has never shadowed another profiler, has never volunteered in a jail or psych ward where someone is able to truly study behavior, or attends local seminars on the subject. Whether there's an actual "criminal profiler" degree or not, they prefer someone that has REAL degrees in a course helpful in the  field.

As of 10 days ago, Hoofie was STILL hoping on getting through this "accelerated" course and get that Asswipe, *cough*cough*, I mean Ashworth degree...the course she started in 2011...slow the fuck down, girl!


Now, if you think someone can call a police agency, claim to be a "profiler" without any real proof of education or experience except some bullshit blogging and a crapcast that any 12 year old could run, request case info, and they'll just hand it over to you... you're out of your fucking mind.
Even if you are the "prolific" Hoffman...that very few have heard of, it's not happening.


She wants you to know that she's not just some damn housewife, her opinion is better than theirs or anyone elses! She's also super hard-core because she thinks WRITING, not talking, to serial killers makes her tough. It just makes her more warped than most.

If you listen to her interview "technique", it goes something like this..."uh-huh", "absolutely", "I agree", "uh-huh", "*cough*cough*", "uh-huh"...you get the drift. BTW, Hadsell lied through his teeth during one interview and she bought it hook, line and sinker! That's 'cause she's a profiler with expertise in bullshitism... and nothing more.

Coming soon: A look into her "degrees"...stay tuned!