Hoffman: Nothing More Than A Charlatan

I might not be a profiler myself, but I know a fraud when I see one, and that's what Hoffman is. Her latest blog o'bullshit is just that...pure, unadulterated bullshit. After reading it, I'm embarrassed for her...almost. I thought I was reading "The Onion" for a minute...lol!

In order to begin, I'll put the link to the blog here...
http://www.chelseahoffman.com/2015/04/charlie-ely-deserves-freedom.html

Let's begin...

Hoffman says: "Charlie Ely is being represented by Jose Baez now, the attorney famously known for getting Casey Anthony acquitted."

Fact: Baez began representing her back in April, 2012...3 years ago.


Hoffman says: "There is one problem with the case, though: Charlie never physically committed any part of the murder."

Fact: She didn't have to "physically commit" the murder. She helped orchestrate it, was present, and charged under Florida Felony Murder Rule with 1st degree murder.

Hoffman says: "At the time of the crime, Ely was living alone for the first time in her life after her husband had gone to jail."

Fact: Soon after husband went to jail, Ely asked her friend, Meghan Albany, to move in with her and she did. Shortly after that, Albany's boyfriend also moved in. That was followed by a friend of the couple moving in (Soto), and sometime even sleeping in their bed with them. Then came Bargo (the actual shooter) which caused Albany and her boyfriend to leave after Bargo pointed a gun at them. Then Wright and her brother moved in. So...she was NOT living alone at the time of the crime.

Hoffman says: "She was a young bride of just 18-years-old, and a naive girl who had lived an otherwise sheltered life."

Fact: She met her husband online in 2010, moved from Maryland to Florida to be with him and they married within a few months. A few months later, he was carted off to jail...a place she is familiar with, due to the fact her father and uncle are incarcerated and whom she has visited many times. She then started DATING Christian Samalot who broke up with her after Bargo entered the scene. So, she was far from being naive.

Hoffman says: "She is a young woman who made a terrible mistake, but she did not commit a murder and she did not voluntarily help in covering up the murder of Seath Jackson. She deserves freedom, another chance at life."

Fact: Ely helped lure the victim to her house, along with Wright, knowing full well that he was going to be killed, since it had been discussed for days ahead of time. She aided in cleaning up the scene inside her house. While the body was burning in the firepit, Ely's neighbors came over to see what was going on and Ely acted like they were just having a "bonfire". The next day, she went back to Wrights house with her, and even spent the night there. Not once was anyone holding a gun to her head while she was there, and yet she did nothing to report what happened. She wasn't being held captive by anyone at that point and could have left, but chose not to. So, YES, she DID voluntarily help cover up the murder and, NO, she doesn't deserve another chance at freedom, you ignorant twit.

Now, I could give you more info & links Hoofie, but since you claim to be a crime know-it-all, you can do the work on your own. I help you out way more than I should, plus, you never give me any credit. I just need you to know that you ain't jack-shit. You are simply a CHARLATAN!

Facts? Who Needs 'Em?...Not The Fauxfiler!

Many of you may not be familiar with the murder of 15 year old Seath Jackson, back in 2011, so I'll just say it was a sick, twisted murder that involved 5 teens. One of them was an 18 year old girl, named Charlie Ely, who is now serving a life sentence in Florida for her involvement.


There is a "Free Charlie" campaign going on, and you can find pages on Facebook relating to it. Unfortunately, Hoofie found one of them and jumped on the bandwagon with all the other uninformed, ignorant "supporters"...plus it's another click-bait article that could garner her a quarter or two.

But what I can't get over, is the blatant stupidity of her comments, in the above screen shot, taken from her Facebook page. She is obviously clueless about the laws in Florida, which are strict, and I would also think that any REAL criminal profiler/analyst would have researched it if they weren't familiar with it. Anyone who is capable of using Google can find it, but since it's Hoofie, I'll help her out...

http://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2011/782.04...There ya go, you dumb shit.

In Florida, the act of "murder" itself, no matter how it's committed, qualifies for FELONY 1st degree murder...this puts the Florida Felony Murder Rule into effect. Now hang on Hoofie, and in 1 minute, you'll see why you're such a fucking jackass...ready? Florida Felony Rule means that ANYONE involved, in anyway whatsoever, can be charged with 1st degree murder.

https://felonymurderflorida.wordpress.com/about/...There ya go, you dumb shit.

Next, I'm going to dissect Hoofie's blog entry to show anyone interested, just how bad she is at fact reporting.

Seriously Bitch, What Qualifications Do You Really Have?

I have watched Hoffman, the self proclaimed "criminal profiler", rant and rave about how wonderful she is , how prolific she is, how educated she is, how she's "trained" in the ways to interview people, how many "degrees" she has, and on and on and on. But I expect nothing less from a narcissist with extremely low self-esteem, and that's exactly what Hoofie is...Look at me profiling!
The basic outline of what REAL profilers are expected to do is listed in the picture below. You can look at hundreds of websites, but they all say the same thing. But the fauxfiler doesn't follow most of this. She has even told her sheeple that she's not expected to come up with a suspect, but that's exactly why they use profilers...real ones, anyway.

Working independently as a REAL profiler, you are not privy to case info, unless some Law Enforcement agency requests your help. Even if a family member asks you to assist, doesn't mean LE will work with you or has too. You are basically just a schmuck off the streets butting in.

Unfortunately for Hoofie, they use profilers with real experience, not some armchair detective that sits on her fat ass all day, has never visited a crime scene, has never shadowed another profiler, has never volunteered in a jail or psych ward where someone is able to truly study behavior, or attends local seminars on the subject. Whether there's an actual "criminal profiler" degree or not, they prefer someone that has REAL degrees in a course helpful in the  field.

As of 10 days ago, Hoofie was STILL hoping on getting through this "accelerated" course and get that Asswipe, *cough*cough*, I mean Ashworth degree...the course she started in 2011...slow the fuck down, girl!


Now, if you think someone can call a police agency, claim to be a "profiler" without any real proof of education or experience except some bullshit blogging and a crapcast that any 12 year old could run, request case info, and they'll just hand it over to you... you're out of your fucking mind.
Even if you are the "prolific" Hoffman...that very few have heard of, it's not happening.


She wants you to know that she's not just some damn housewife, her opinion is better than theirs or anyone elses! She's also super hard-core because she thinks WRITING, not talking, to serial killers makes her tough. It just makes her more warped than most.

If you listen to her interview "technique", it goes something like this..."uh-huh", "absolutely", "I agree", "uh-huh", "*cough*cough*", "uh-huh"...you get the drift. BTW, Hadsell lied through his teeth during one interview and she bought it hook, line and sinker! That's 'cause she's a profiler with expertise in bullshitism... and nothing more.

Coming soon: A look into her "degrees"...stay tuned!

Is Hoofie's Sperm Donor A Murderer???

In an effort to bring traffic to her page of crap on Facebook, Hoffman did one of her "Now you see it, now you don't" posts. I just happened to be cruising by when it appeared and took a screenshot.
Now, I don't want to jump to conclusions or speculate, but it seems to me that Hoofie is trying to implicate her father in the murder of Leila Zeigler.

If anyone looks up Frank's criminal history, you will find a long rap sheet, with many felonious offenses. Matter of fact, daddy's ass is locked up right now, for the manufacturing of meth...AGAIN. He has an assortment of charges ranging from traffic infractions, to DUI with injury, to child neglect, to burglary, to drug possession & distribution, to stalking. They can all be seen here. Just click on Frank Hoffman or Frank Allen Hoffman.

http://www.criminalfinder.com/criminal/frank_hoffman_az

You can also go to the Court case site. Just go to "case history" and enter in Frank Hoffman.

http://www.superiorcourt.maricopa.gov/docket/CriminalCourtCases/caseInfo.asp?caseNumber=CR2014-150456



Hoofie believes that daddy has info, and she's putting him on BLAST! How do you do that when you know damn well he's locked up? Will he be notified by the jailhouse pipeline? She knows exactly where he is, so why doesn't she contact him herself? She  "interviews" all these suspects in other murder cases, why not her own father?


As usual, she wants others to do her "work". She wants info so she can blog for bucks. How many other "criminal profilers" do that? Just like always, she waits to read what others report, changes it up, adds her own obnoxious bullshit, and calls it "profiling". But this is her own blood...as disgusting as it is. Her old meth buddy. The guy she smoked the shit with...her daddy. Why can't she do her own digging?

And why would the faux-filers father be involved? Was he dealing drugs to Leila or some of the residents in the house that was on the property? Or is this another one of those "my sister and niece are missing" cases? Granted, her father is a real piece of shit and probably the reason she's such a fucking turd, but this looks like nothing more than attention getting tactics.

 If I were Hoofie the faux-filer, I'd be asking myself, "how can I possibly make such bitchy comments about others, when I come from such a pile of shit myself?"

Frank should be released soon and then he'll be on probation for a few years. I'm sure she can reach him then and ask her own damn questions. Until then, she'll just have to make more asinine posts to get people to visit her page.